Theme Credit | I partied with Charlie Sheen

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

(via orgasm)

Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.

(Source: jittys, via ofsurvivors)

bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson, via adelesadkins)

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

(Source: amoying, via orgasm)

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(via evilqueenapologist)

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

(via cosimaniehaus738)

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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(Source: 911official, via abluememory)

paradiseprogram:

bye mom